Connie, Connie

Connie, Connie 

Eats salami  

and good old Jean

just eats 

those port and beans 

I would need to  philosophize 

to get some old degree 

I just need to do some thought 

To know just what this means 

Connie, Connie 

Don't look upon me 

for you shall be afraid

I am looking out at you

In each and every way 

3. Fish Swim In The Sea

Fish swim in the sea 

And fish swim in the lake

Fish swim in a tanks 

If they are took away

G. David Schwartz 

G. David Schwartz is the former president of Seedhouse, the online interfaith committee. He is the author of "A Jewish Appraisal of Dialogue" and is currently a volunteer at Drake Hospital in Cincinnati. His new book, "Midrash and Working Out Of The Book" is now in stores.